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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

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Anyone for starbucks coffee and a good conversations…
– Scottie Waves (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

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sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

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meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

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reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

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